FINALLY, I’m making headway in becoming un-unemployed. I got a call from the headquarters of the Georgia Democratic Party, and I’m on my way to finally being hired in a field that I love. This means re-locating for a while, but I’d rather move somewhere and have a job than stay here and remain unemployed.

WHAT’S NEW IN ATLANTA?

I’M NEW. I WANNA SAY I’M JUST A LITTLE STUCK ON YOU.

YOU’LL BE ON ME, TOO!

I GET OUT HERE, IN ATLANTA!

STAND BACK! YOU OUGHTA KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET IN ME!

JUST A LITTLE TOUCH OF STAR QUALITY!

FILL ME UP WIEHASDFHDSAKJDFTAFDEHGLDSAFHLDS OVER DO ME!